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shannon. 20. sioux falls | omaha

opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(via interjects)

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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(Source: disowns, via forever-and-alwayss)

awwww-cute:

That makes sense

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)

taint3ed:

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

Loooool

(Source: drinklust, via thehollowthoughts)

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada, via bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons)

s00tball:

I just died.